

UNDER CANAL



Whenever I'm traipsing around the city, the most random things tend to happen. And above all else, I think that's what I love about NYC - the unexpectedness of the place.
The goodly hubby and I used to live in an apartment on one of the craziest streets bordering Washington Square. At any given time, you'd see one - or all - of the following things occurring:
- Men/Women/Transvestites exchanging fisticuffs
- Cops sleeping with their mouths open on the job
- College kids vomming all over the place
- Even more college kids - and grown-ass adults - looking for ganja, but buying dried parsley, unawares
- Lost tourists confounded by the street numbering, especially in Greenwich ("Waidaminute! How come west 4th & west 12th streets meet on a corner?! This ain't right, y'all!")
- Vagrants hawking poems written on cardboards (this actually happened for months outside my window)
- Priests having one too many drinks at the corner bar
- Women crossing the cobblestoned streets and falling - face forward - in their 6" pumps

















